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the-goddamazon:

salon:

And it’s USB rechargeable.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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the-inspired-lesbian:

Love and Lesbians ♡

the-inspired-lesbian:

Love and Lesbians ♡

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Princess Amalia of the Netherlands and Princess Aiko of Japan

Princess Amalia of the Netherlands and Princess Aiko of Japan

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

(Source: officialkrudd, via oceansounds66)

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via endless-solitude)

THE DECIDING FORCE PROJECT: Preventing Violence. Improving Democracy.

eggpalnt:

hey everyone, i’m researching with a graduate student in the UC Berkeley sociology department on this big data project about police-protester violence and it’s really relevant and important (think: ferguson) and we need help to keep the project alive (like, pay our workers/data scientists) so we can get our findings out to the public ASAP (data re: patterns of context/micro-interactions that lead to peaceful vs violent outcomes, studying police- AND protester-initiated violence)

please check out our indiegogo campaign, facebook.com/decidingforce, and/or decidingforce.org for more information and feel free to ask me a lot of questions about it. we’ve done interviews with NPR and local californian radio stations, and are in contact with the SF Chronicle and New York Magazine about getting articles published. we need widespread attention (donations, signal boosts, connections to media outlets) so that our work can help prevent future violence like what we’re seeing in ferguson right now. thank you in advance for your attention and help.


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"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

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flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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pieddepyper:

Ladies is trubble.

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